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What would Thor Do? Shirt
WWTD?… What would Thor do?
Screenprinted on an black Gildan 100% ringspun cotton tee. scapegoatee.com logo on the sleeve. Slim fit. Order a size up if you like em looser.
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Sometimes, it's of inestimable value to consider how the God of Thunder would handle a situation. Clears the mind. Simplifies the problem solving process. "When all you have is a hammer..." as the expression goes.
Come back to church... Shirt
Isn’t it time you thought about coming back to church?
Two-color screen print on an Alternative Apparel organic cotton “Earth Ocean” (read: blue) tee. scapegoatee.com logo on the sleeve. Slim fit. Order a size up if you like em looser.
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Stonehenge. Sacred site or (large, heavy) timepiece. Either way, the text works, right?
If you love the holidays, thank a Pagan! Shirt
If you love the holidays… thank a Pagan!
Green shirt, lighter green print. scapegoatee.com logo on the sleeve. Organic cotton tee. Slim fit. Order a size up if you like em looser.
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I'm sure that you, dear browser, are well aware of the roots of many modern holidays, but I'm equally sure you know (or at least know of) some who are ignorant of their pagan roots. Well... this is just the sort of education-via-apparel you might not find unhelpful in your quest to enlighten the masses.
Laughter of the Gods Shirt
Design based on the quote from Albert Einstein:
Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods.
Screenprinted on an American Apparel organic cotton “Cinder” tee. scapegoatee.com logo on the sleeve. Slim fit. Order a size up if you like em looser.
